Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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