Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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