It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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