Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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