Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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