ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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