we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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