we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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