does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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