found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So many bounce houses so little time
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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