but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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