that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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