Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
