We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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