i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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