Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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