I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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