Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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