Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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