we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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