I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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