Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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