i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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