i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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