what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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