I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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