we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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