so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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