Whod you bang
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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