Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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