It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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