In the future we'll all be gay
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
