Whod you bang
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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