David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
