If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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