No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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