im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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