Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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