but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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