He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
why is half of my head shaved?
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