What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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