I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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