i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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