And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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