I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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