its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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