I'm so fucking centered right now
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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