Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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