We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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