Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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