the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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